Do you know how dark it is in this drawer? and I’m tired of the smell of roses to be quite honest with you.
Not only that, but I’m getting out of shape. I haven’t been used in almost two whole weeks. What is with you woman? Don’t you know that I need exercise as much as you do? Hello! Are you listening? Is anyone listening? Or will I be stuck in this drawer for the rest of my life? Horrors! I don’t think I can handle it – at all!
And I suppose you are just going to go to work and leave me here – with that crazy bird and that sleepy hedgehog? Couldn’t I just be out for one day? Please? Pretty please? With sugar on top?
Your devoted credit card,
M. C. Sears